never mind, this will never work
i guess i'll have to stay thefeastofgod unless i get some intrest

If you love me, visit my new one-- myLEFThands -- please

10.5 on the mickter scale ( Read more... )

okay friends, tonight's update will be in the form of my conversation with my friend emily over my sudden and erratic re-modeling of my room in order to get back at mike ( Read more... )

heather and heather!
YES
sweet
yeah
we need to do something cool
like go to my favorite coffee shop
you'll like it
ALOT
and the store next to it toi'm excited!

(side note)
peter's experience proves that yes, the human body does have a use for the gooch, smuggling pot.

okay, heres the down low on the up tight. Mike (my roomie all you there in mebane) just did it. I have finnaly snapped and i can't stand him any more. Heres last nights dialouge ( Read more... )

ummm.....
BACK OFF MOTHER FUCKER, THIS IS MY HOUSE!
oh, and by the way, fuck you mom and dad for not letting me go see coheed

I PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU SCHOOL
I RULE

Friends? Yes, even i need them, i'll be home in two weeks, and i need you

okay, so what if this is my second update tonight but i really don't think i got my message accross. I WILL STAB MICHEAL I HIS FACE IF HE DOES NOT QUIT BEING SUCH A DOUCHE. okay. I fell better. kinda.
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