I find humor in many things. And often, it is thing's that are approiate to laugh at, but to me they are hil-arrr-ious ( Read more... )

I was about to be 5 min. late to class today. What's worse is that I am 5 min. late evvvvery day. But lucky me, class was cancelled so I have an hour before my next class ( Read more... )

I said I was going to write in this more often, but why would you listen to me? I'm a liar ( Read more... )

Yeap. Here I am. Alive and well. I know, I know... I have been neglecting my journal and I don't even have a good reason for it. I just haven't been coming online that much in general. It's nothing personal, I swear. Honest. Ohhhh don't be that way baby...you know you're still numero uno. Here take this and go get your self something pretty ( Read more... )

This week's summary so far ( Read more... )

I don't need lubes anyway....if ya smell what I'm cookin. ;)

I am supposed to be in school right now. However, there is no car for me to use to get there. I have been sharing two cars between my two brothers and I, and the problems from this are really starting to irratate me. First off, the gas situation was bad a couple weeks ago since every time I got in a car, it was on empty, or very close to empty. ( Read more... )

After going out and getting a sexy sexy red bra and pantie set, getting an awesome gift for Andy, and making plans for dinner after work tomorrow...I came home from work tonight only to discover that the post dinner sexcapades that was most likely going to happen on such a "romantic" holiday, will most likely not happen thanks to my ovaries. Way to ( Read more... )

I picked up my room a little today and I would ahve finished it but I had to get to school to write a paper and then go to class at 2. The paper was super easy. It's for sociology and we were supposed to do something that "breaks the norm". Since I was the weird girl in school I figured I have broken the norm enough in life to be able to bullshit ( Read more... )

Today is the first day I have had absolutly nothing to do in weeks and I love it. However I woke up late, around 11 30, and now I feel like crap. Woah, let me repeat my self....I woke up LATE around 11 30. What is happening to me? A month ago if I got up at that time I would go back to sleep because it would be too early for me. It's amazing how ( Read more... )