Phi Duck orientation

[thefocker411]

Folks. This is it. The culmination of a thousand drunken weekends, A thousand cashed bowls, A few dozen piles of puke, and three (so far) communities of college kids

Comments

Salute.

[daboone]

Bradenton chapter, reporting.

We need nicknames, like Dawg-Man and Whoa-Day.

The "secret handshake" could be a slap to the face followed by the properly pronounced "Gimme them ducketts!"

Right back at ya

[thefocker411]

Brilliant idea, we already have some; Tara=stumble, Sean Don=corncob, Tarpey=cooter, Tim=beanstalk,and these are just a few of the names given when you rise through the ranks of team duckett.

Re: Salute.

[drummerboy_69]

Hahahahahah...
Dawg-Man and Whoa-Day
Niiiiice Boone, Nice.

You rock, Hocker.

-Weaver

[thefocker411]

oh yeah, and Swenson=swenson rotten crotch

Greek Life

[lindseyandtara]

As the only actual greek memember associated with Phigh Duck I am proud to announce you have the best:

- House
- Dogs
- All-around personalities
- Kegs
- Chill Nights
- Drum Set
- Movie Selection
- Vocabulary
- Wardrobe.

Wishing I was in Bradenton... Bell

Re: Greek Life

[thefocker411]

you forgot biggest penises and most hoes, but its forgivable. Keep sucking up like this and there might be a "chair(wo)man of greek affairs" position open for you.