(Untitled)

[thefooliscool]

SHUT UP KITTY I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

Why won't certain people get their animals fixed, if not for the cat's sake, if not for potential offspring's sake, FOR MY SAKE?? FIX THE DAMN CAT

Comments

[titanium_thong]

i just ate an entire bag of salad
you know
those big CEASAR SUPREME things
also i ate five hot dogs

arghhghhghgh

[thefooliscool]

mmmmmm mmm i'm jealous FIVE HOT DOGS wow, enjoy your fullness for me
josh's spaghetti made me miserably nauseous so now i'm eating pretzels and so hungry :( sooo hungry

[titanium_thong]

were there meatballs? i love those. we have a bag of them in the freezer. correction, we have a SACK OF BALLS in the freezer. they are delicious with cream sauce. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE ARE YOU GETTING THIS

hey so hows your paper superprocrastinatrix?

[thefooliscool]

ooo superprocrastinatrix i feel special and sexy

paper is like well, i don't even know, it's gonna be close though

lol there were no balls in the pasta, but there were a lot of huge sausages and some ground beef curtains

[radicalphear]

lololol I was scrolling through my flist and I was like, "How ironic, this looks like it could have been posted by Jenna - O WAIT." That is how infrequently you update.. unless, say, there is a need for a paper to be written. AHEM.

ikr. I told him you could fix it for free, and he said it was God's fault and not his, and then we got into a discussion about me being, you know, an atheist.

I could only eat a couple of bites of Josh's pasta and I was full. He loads it up with everything; I was like - where is the damn pasta.
/true story

[thefooliscool]

the cat is so bad that we've been closing her in josh's room all the time. you can't turn around without her scooting up to you, and ew. i feel really bad for her and even josh is like "aw she's so miserable" and i'm like DUH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET HER FIXED !!!