first thing spilled on my new shiny laptop: pizza

second thing spilled on my new shiny laptop: pbr

yes

i like doing these best while high on caffeine

( survey! )

I FEEL LIKE I CAN BREATHE ( Read more... )

the most irritating thing about watching tv is how outrageously loud the commertioyyboobie

the commercials are. and it seems like they're getting louder and louder every day.

soooo i turned in my paper in time, but i just read my grade and it was a D, which might mean i actually have to take the class over again, again ( Read more... )

SHUT UP KITTY I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

Why won't certain people get their animals fixed, if not for the cat's sake, if not for potential offspring's sake, FOR MY SAKE?? FIX THE DAMN CAT ( Read more... )

I just went through and deleted a lot of people from my friendslist, mostly dead journals, but also some people that I just never really got to know. If you want me to friend you back, just let me know, I don't hate you or anything ( Read more... )

i remember a time years ago, back in high school, when we ended up not doing anything for the fourth of july for the first time, and it really depressed me. i felt so sad because i really wanted to blow shit up for my damn country! but this year, i have been sitting all day, writing a stupid stupid fucking paper, not even going outside to look up, ( Read more... )

it would be really nice if I could go one year without being betrayed by someone close to me. it's so disappointing and I'm really tired of having to write people off. people just fucking suck.

a message for you from the fabulous 90s:
no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light
where you (may not) belong

today I ate a real breakfast with eggs toast and coffee, because I skipped class. but it was good. I'm on the border of mayyybe being able to be in my major anymore, we'll see in the next week ( Read more... )