Facebook has suggested that I had my high school guidance counselor as a friend.

what....the....fuck......

I am not positive, but I think that means that other people from high school I know must have added her in order for her to be a suggestion. She was about as helpful with everything as a yodeling goat.

I just found it amusing.

My doctor pulled out his iphone to show me a picture of the bone that I fucked up.

..............

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I got a twenty five dollar parking ticket yesterday. I was under the impression that you didn't have to pay meters on sundays....but that is not the case. today i got a ticket for going five miles over the speed limit near a school for which i have to appear in court.

why is my car karma so bad? seriously....i would like to know.

There was a battle of bottle caps....

and it was unbelievably epic!!!!!

I love life right now.