Walk like an Egyptian. 

 Queen or the Smiths?

Max and I have a bet going. Sadly, I feel I am going to lose this one. Whatever, I maintain my answer. 

 Meg Whitman sure doesn't like unions. 

 Suffering from a bad dye job and missing my grandma so much I want to scream.

Helped Dad all weekend; at this rate I'll never get my homework done. 

 test. 

I get asked about the tattoo on my back fairly frequently. Some people immediately recognize it, others assume it is something else entirely. These are my twelve favorite assumptions so far. Some of them I've received multiple times ( Read more... )

 There is a half full glass of wine that has been sitting on my desk for the past week.

Which is basically an accurate description of how I feel about everything at the moment. 

Quote of the month:

Me (while looking on the computer of a friend to transfer some of her music): Ugh, Lady Gaga. *Eye roll*. 
Mari: Do not disrespect the House of Gaga. 
Me:........

But it seems like everyone I know under 25 is pregnant. Why is this? This seems like a bad idea to me with this economy.

Is it possible to taste and expel poison without actually drinking it?

This is metaphorical.