2501-2600

[theglen]

2501.  No summoning half a dozen shriekers into the fighter's room at 3 AM out of spite.

2502.  Can't take out the lich lord in one turn with a well placed gate to the Plane of Vacuum.

2503.  Even if my sidekick and I max out the artillery and forward observer skills, still have to leave some bad guys for the rest of the party.

2504.  Painting a flame

Comments

[marycatelli]

2511. No one is going to believe the smoke crater was caused by a warpick malfunction.

Even if it was.

No, ESPECIALLY if it was.

[agenta1cr]

My half-gnomish wizard will not create a coilgun pistol powered by shocking grasp. At least not before he reaches a higher level.

Nor will he generate unlimited free energy with a decanter of endless water, a water wheel, and a sphere of annihilation.

Nor will he alchemically synthesize high explosives, even if I CAN describe the entire process using the classical alchemical names of the ingredients.

Nor will he back-sass the god of magic.

Nor will he use mass suggestion to force a large group of morally irresponsible people to listen to him lecture them about all the reasons that what they are doing is bad and they should feel bad.

Under no circumstances will he be allowed to have an immovable rod.

[agenta1cr]

My Tabaxi Paladin/Bard/Wizard is not to perform excessive amounts of science (SCIENCE!) on EVERY oddity we encounter in the afterlife. Even if it IS what his patron deity would do...

[elkein92]

Now I'm interested in how the venison-flavored Zima thing came to be!

[dsd_42]

Can't have a gun that can inflict lethal damage with just the muzzle flash, either.

[grixit]

This command includes troops from multiple national forces-- that doesn't mean my unidform is mix and match.

When we're playing AD&D 2nd Ed, i can't just create a Cavalier, then retire on their starting wealth.

In Warhammer 40k, Eldar units cannot force their opponents to assume a more esthetic formation.

Forcing captives to draw from the Deck of Many Things is a war crime!

When i capture a flying galleon, i will determine its full capabilities before i take it into outer space.

When the first 25 doors in the dungeon had crossbow traps, i will not assume they ran out when we come to number 26.

A spell intended to boost the strength of a catapult should not be used on a person.