Bees and Whees

[theglod]

So, last week we discovered a nest of yellowjackets at our new house, when my mom disturbed it and got stung some several dozen times. This was perceived as an act of the deepest treachery, a transgression which could hardly be allowed to pass without redress. And redress there was, as well as dress itself - in that, lacking the proper attire with

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[foxie]

By that logic, only I will receive any postcards. Bwaha! Also how come I am not in your movie, but Uma and Keira are? Pfff. I want to hang out with Uma and Keira TOO, you selfish bastarrrd.
Also are you worried about terrorist attacks in Poland at all? They've already attacked London ... and we don't want to forget Poland as a certain presidential candidate did.

[theglod]

1. Sure, it'll be easy to send postcards to you!

2. I actually figured you'd be in it as Uma Thurman, so I wasn't sure which one to credit.

3. No, we can totally take those terrorists. Am I allowed to bring swords on the plane?

[alwaschoen]

Coke bottles claim that "1 in 12 wins a free Coke." I drink 4-5 bottles a week and have consistently maintained this level of consumption since this promotion began, to the best of my recollection, sometime in January. I have, to this point, won not a single free Coke. To paraphrase Tom Stoppard, "It's enough to make one reexamine one's faith, if in nothing else, at least in the law of probability."

I have no desire to find myself slipping into statistical apostasy.

It is for this reason that I choose to believe that you, dear sir, have stolen my free Cokes.

[theglod]

I drank a third Coke today, and guess what I won? A third free liter. Note that this is already approximately one third of what you should have won in the above-noted seven month period!

I am not blind to the injustice being perpetrated here. In the interest of equity, I will be happy to ship your missing Coke down to you once I am through with it. I may need some time to assemble eleven one-liter bottles of urine, but I will get on it as soon as possible.

[theglod]

I thought you should know that I opened a fourth Coke, and you'll never guess what was under the cap. Actually, you probably will guess. I will just say that the chances of this having happened four times consecutively is one in 20,736. Sadly, I will be unable to open any more before I depart for Europe, but I'll let you know should it happen again upon my return.

[alwaschoen]

My aunt lives in Vegas. You and I need to take a little trip.

Also, I've thought it over, and I don't want your urine. Thanks, though.

[alwaschoen]

Also, Settlers rocks.

[theglod]

I'm all about gratuity!

[landoffools]

postcardzzz!!1@ make them illegible