i'm not scared at all

[thegodliestlord]

E-mail received at work today:
Subject: Styrofoam will be removed when Carly gets in this afternoon

Body: Just push it out of the way if you need to use the emergency exit. Otherwise use the front door. No emergencies are planned in the next hour and half.
Yeah.

Comments

[philled2thebrim]

are emergencies usually planned?

[phone_jockey]

"In case of fire, hide in the closet. Because flames and closets never go together."

[phone_jockey]

In case of thought, jump off building!

[giligirl212]

Emergencies are always planned ahead of time. They circulate a memo around the office asking people if they are planning on causing electrical fires or earthquakes or anything like that, and then they make a schedule. This frees up the emergency exits for things like styrofoam storage.