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A mosquito bite to be exact.. at least, I believe that's what bit me. I have many insect bites on my feet. I'm very itchy. I wonder what the mechanics of that is.

I just misread "strenuous" as "strenusaurous." For a second I was wondering what kind of dinosaur that was.

The right side of my tongue was twitching on Monday. It was amazing...

Yesterday I was at Barnes and Nobles and picked up an Edward Gorey postcard to add to my expanding postcard collection. I ♥ it.

The sprinklers come on every night at around 2:10AM to tell me that it's really late...

If too lazy to cook (or to boil water for that matter) and very hungry, consume a bag of uncooked MAMA noodles ( Read more... )

I managed to procure a slightly insignificant triangular wound whilst trying to rescue a porcelain ware laden with my sour-creamed and buttered baked potato from sure peril. In the end, I saved the potato but not the porcelain ware. Whichever holds more value is up to you. The ware was had and beyond repair for I did not have any super glue. I ( Read more... )

If you only knew how much I have been using profanity in my head lately.

Bad me. Bad me.