The Mastodon Song

[thehero_oftime]

Oh if I were a mastodon

Life would be so great

I’d frolic with the cavemen

And be in a jolly state

I’d be so strong, with a trunk that’s long

And never ice skate…

If I were a mastodon

Life, would be great

Oh if I were a mastodon

I’d have so many friends

And we’d cruise round in my Benz

With all the money I will spend

But the money I won’t lend

I’ll keep it

Comments

[trishamiss]

Bravo Mr Corrie!
Success on putting on smile on my face and hopefully the face of anyone else who reads this! :)

[trishamiss]

PS I googles "The Mastodon Song" And your LJ was the 5th thing to come up!

[thehero_oftime]

The Mastodon Song was a labour of love that I made up in like 10 minutes.

[trishamiss]

I figured it was something like that. But it's still rather close to the top when googled!