Oh if I were a mastodon
Life would be so great
I’d frolic with the cavemen
And be in a jolly state
I’d be so strong, with a trunk that’s long
And never ice skate…
If I were a mastodon
Life, would be great
Oh if I were a mastodon
I’d have so many friends
And we’d cruise round in my Benz
With all the money I will spend
But the money I won’t lend
I’ll keep it
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