I love Cantaloupe, but I'm not in love with Cantaloupe. That's why we can't elope.

[thehesselvessel]

Fuck! Damn! Capri Pants! Crap! I am so angry right now I could eat a car, diet be damned! I'm so angry that I might just modulate the sound of my voice! Well no, I'm not that angry, but I'm pretty RRTO- Really Really Ticked On! I checked my bank balance this morning, and there was nothing there, not a red cent or even a hay penny!

Comments

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[anonymous]

You are one dumb shit.

a distant admirer

[warmhatgurl]

your picture frightens me. i wish you weren't so negative and could just see the good in life. if you need help i can help you. i have been following your posts since you first started posting and i have found an extreme fondness to your openness and honesty. however, i do feel that you are very mentally disturbed and need help. i can help you. i usually comment over in the bondage group, but this excites me much more. i will be in touch.

much love,
warmhatgurl
xoxo

[anonymous]

Please die. Please?

Anti-Me Report

[thehesselvessel]

Dear anonymous,
I would like to let you know that your mean words have hurt my feelings. After a good cry I have decided that A.)we are not friends A2.) you are rude and your mother has not taught you good manners, and A3.)if I ever see you on the streets I am going to gut you like a fish and watch the look of terror in your eyes as I twist a piece of broken mirror into your stomch and make you be the crybaby.

P.S. my hat is warm... but my heart is cold... and needs a warm hat!!!