Fuck your mom, fuck your self-serving cocksucking attitude, and fuck your pathetic lives. I'm sick of you soul-leeching douche bags and I lose sleep on a nightly basis being disgusted by this fact. I hope the lot of you realize you aren't worth a goddamn thing to anyone, and I also hope you realize something great when you see it. Keep lying to ( Read more... )

Well if you've been keeping up on the recent events in my life, the local pretorian law enforcement tried to nail me on the suspicion of "Public Acts of Vulgarity" by doctoring up a political campaign poster supposedly dealt out by my hand. Additional charges brought up included impersonating a law enforcement agent, and carrying a concealed ( Read more... )

So I'm currently speaking from a holding facility 30 miles North of Girdwood. I was allowed one phone call, but being that the majority of bears don't communicate over the phone (and only really got into modern technology during the advent of the internet), I've decided to update my journal before my privileges are taken away from me ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern:

This is the Holiday Bear's legal attorney Kevin Swanson. Due to some unfortunate events, the Holiday Bear can no longer be with us. If you'll allow me to explain the details of his current situation, let me first clarify my involvement with Weihnachtsferien Bär (the bear formerly known as the Holiday Swindler, Holiday ( Read more... )

...so where do I start? Maybe we should start with you miserable urchins sucking the life out of the proverbial fish tank of Alaska...oh wait, maybe we could make a remark about how disgusting all of you slobs are when you long after my remarkable exterior. Get the fuck off me. GET ( Read more... )

Big Bear, Big Bear............MY GUN BROKE :(


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I can't believe I lose sleep thinking of EDIT: I left out the word "how" here. Yes I know it's ironic that I called you all stupid and I made a typo...go rot in a cellar./EDIT unbelievably stupid you all are. It's both mind numbing and awe-inspiring simultaneously.


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It's really a wonder that a Bear like me can notice how pathetic you all are. You're all a bunch of fuck-ups.

I'm taking this off a cliff people,

The Holiday Climber.

So today I was perusing through www.datefloor.com in an attempt to find a most suitable mate, when I recieved a private message from another user. The name was "LimpBizkitRox90" and it confused me as to who this person was. It wasn't only about five minutes into the conversation that I was soon aware. This chatting website would not allow me to ( Read more... )

So I thought I would take a few days off, roll around in the sun for a few days, and generally take a much deserved break after totally destroying the faghater faction. It must have hurt so much too...the bleeding that followed...hell, I didn't even use lubrication this time either. The noise he made when I struck the first blow too; it was horrible. ( Read more... )