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So I was recently informed that in certain parts of the world, people (and you might as well just refer to them as scumbags, since that's what the majority of the populace consists of) are experiencing hard times of hot weather. Such a shame right? It's more of a shame that I don't give a fuck ( Read more... )

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I'm sure many of you were wondering why the ears on a polar bear are so small. I can tell you why.

SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HALF OF THE BULLSHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SPEW OUT.

Retiring to the cave,

The Holiday Bear..bear..bearbeaberbaebrbbrearswbebrabebrbarberer
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Sometimes things are not that simple. When dealing with the life of a middle-aged bear who's seen the world and most of what it has to offer, I can tell you one thing, and one thing only: don't bother. Just don't. It'll get you nowhere fast....yea. Over and out ( Read more... )

So I was pawing through the town archives the other day when I took a trip down to the local borough hall and requested that I get my mitts on some vintage photographs of Juneau. This town sure isn't what it used to be - I mean hell, back in the day I turned tricks, snorted blow, and pulled just about every illegal maneuver you can think of. ( Read more... )

All of you can go straight to hell.

Yea....so I made a meaningful update yesterday - so what? It doesn't mean you'll be reading anything interesting in this journal today, chump, so die in a fire. Oh, and stop being so gun-shy too, it's pissing me off.

-The Holiday Psychic

So I was perusing through some of my old entries with a fine-toothed comb and I've come to the realization that I probably don't update as much as I claim to. My esteemed colleagues warned me about this; a particular time in a bears life where things become grim and the mind starts to lose focus. I became scared, terrified even, that perhaps I ( Read more... )

Sometimes I honestly feel smothered when you anti-Holiday Bear picketers take it upon yourselves to obsess over me. I know I'm comprised of interesting content - much like a box of Cracker Jacks - but seriously...get the fuck off my ass already. It's like I can't even go around to the local pond and do some much deserved fishing without some ( Read more... )