i went for a walk last night and today after dark! mom and dad said they wanted me to be safe so they attached glowsticks to my collar! i am a RAVER DACHSIE! i have pictures to show you!

( pictures of me as a raver )

Um.. x-kuze me but will someone please tell me where Roze is! This is the THIRD weekend that I have not seen her! I miss Rose! If anyone has any idea where she is please let me know! I was hoping she'd pet me more! I hear mom and Greg talk to her on the phone sometimes and I bark so she can hear me say hello but it's not the same ( Read more... )

i have not written in a while yes. roze has gone away to college again and i miss her SOOOOOO much! (and to tell you tha truth she usually helps me type my entries... but i'm learning to do it on my own now)

you will not believe the embarrassment my people put me through yesterday! the man greg (who is the coooooolest dude in town) thought it a ( Read more... )

just a thought here. i haven't updated in forever but this came to mind ( Read more... )

much respect for punchie!

sorry i haven't written in a while. i was just on vacation up north with mom and dad. roze and aaron stayed home but i had fun. i saw nana and some of my cousins too ( Read more... )

i'm dating this entry in the footure because i don't think i'll post tomorrow (it's really the 2nd still). it's a special day! it's teh annee-versary that i came to live with my wondeful familee!!! i THINK it will be 7 years because i THINK it was my boy's 12th birthday when i came. yes i was his special birthday present ( Read more... )

well wow! everyone here on this crazy internet deal is really cool. i already have so many new homedogs (haha) from roze posting about me in dachshunds. i still don't know where roze went to but mommy keeps telling me she'll be home soon. i'm going to bark at her and pretend i think she is a stranger until she give me a carrot treat. i loooooves tha carrots ( Read more... )

it is true! i was that crazy radio personality known as Stinky St. James! but that's in the past. i try not to talk about it due to a wonky contract deal that i had with my radio station. i can say those days were fun though ( Read more... )

roze hooked me up with more uzer ikons. it means i can show you different pictures of me being sexy! look at them!

that is all.

i'm going to attempt a sneaky "steal the catfood" manuver when mom starts to kook dinner tonight. maybe i'll tell you if it goes well.