Okay, cocksucker. Have you gotten your password yet? And before I forget it, don't think I'm putting up with this 'going to bed at 6:30am' horseshit. I'll come down there and steal your precious collection and hold it for ransom, I swear to god, just so I can actually play with you. And by that, I don't mean taking you upstairs for some peek-n-poke ( Read more... )

Again, I'm Ralf.

Ralf vs Ninja, part..like 30 or something.

Okay, I know I'm like a year behind and all, but..what the /shit/ is up with Inu Yasha's anime version ending so damn prematurely?!Fucky McFuckfarms, I was expecting closure, and like..now I realize I have to look at her art for the next 3589344 years while she strings another series along FOREVER?

Fuck.

So, I finally got to see this Serenity movie that people are flipping out about ( Read more... )

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1: You do not BARE children, you fucking pedo. You BEAR them ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulthehorde goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as an arnored penis.anjimito tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.azrachael tricks you! You get a rotten egg.davin tricks you! You get a used tissue.farli gives you 7 dark green apple-flavoured gummy bats.foxfur gives you 4 softly glowing lime-flavoured pieces of ( Read more... )

Postmark is finally dead. HOLY FUCKING BAJESUS 'NANERS, it's about fucking time. Goodbye, waste of money! I shall hump your corpse chaotically.

Some old guy dies. So does a cat and a clown.

I am drowning in cuteness.

By the way, what the shit are they SAYING?