( What a thing to wake up to... )

Okay, I might be behind on this, but oh the fuckity fuck well.

( Fuck you, ignorance. )

I forgot why it is that my family and I get along better when we're far away. It's because they always want to talk. I know some people like to go on and on when they haven't seen someone for a while, but I don't. They repeat themselves, too. Damned old people.

( My journal is fucking awesome. )

You know what? This ego-masturbation meme actually looks pretty good, if I change the subject matter a little, as I don't actually write fanfiction. You know what, though? I'm genuinely curious as to what the people that put up with me think of my drabble ( Read more... )

...And perhaps take a nap. Fucking voeltzwagon, I didn't feel sleepy until you said that I looked like I slept like shit. Fuck.

( Hi, nice to meet you. Welcome to my sticky secret. )

Fuck fuck shitty fuck bang bang cocksucking shit shit fucker shit pissing wind fucker drippy dick muggle fuck ( Read more... )

Getting a root canal is the coolest damn thing to watch, EVER. Of course, there's so much novacaine going through my jaw that I can't feel it, and shit, I'm STILL waiting for it to wear off like two hours later, but it was the god damn most mordibly badass thing to watch. The aid had a mirror up so I could watch as the dentist cleared out the tooth ( Read more... )

Some of you don't care about this, but fuck you.

I HAVE ENGLIGH MOTHERFUCKING PEAS.
AFTER LIKE FOUR FUCKING YEARS.
FUCK YEAH.

Oh god, I'm going to molest and eat these things right now. Oh, my lovely, firm little niblets of green awesome. Oh, I love you. Let's make with the love. Oh, yes. Oh, god. Just like that, mmmn.

About Wilma:

z_zWow, another hurricane, headed to Florida. Whoopdeefuckittydoo ( Read more... )