The days had come and gone at MacGuyver Castle and all was well. Surprisingly well, in fact. That quickly led everyone to wonder what was the matter. Believe me, Livejournal Fanbase, when I say that things being well in Evergreen most likely means that things are very, very wrong. This feeling of underlying doom sat with us (the Death Squirrel ( Read more... )

I lost everything in my life. EVERYTHING.

I keep getting posts from people asking me who I am. I've finally decided to answer this question:

You don't know who I really am. Nobody does. Nobody understands me. In an attempt to be understood, I fill this substandard, interconnected void of nothingness and somethingness with thoughts and phrases, lyrical rhymes, and even gansta speak, ( Read more... )

Oh my fucking god, WHY?! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING! IT'S NOT FAIR! I loved you with everything I had and you continued to throw it away! IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU! I could KILL YOU, sucka! OH?! What? OH REALLY?

I feel like such a fraud sometimes ( Read more... )

MC DEATH SQUIRREL: CHIRP!

DWBWRN Squirrel: What? I never said that?! I don't know what you're talking about.

MC DEATH SQUIRREL: CHIRP!!

DWBWRN Squirrel: What? What are you talking about? MC Death Squirrel, I miss how things used to be between us, when I could tell you anything and you wouldn't get all mad and annoyed about it.

MC DEATH ( Read more... )

The Death Would Be Welcome Right Now Squirrel: Hey, MC Death Squirrel.

MC DEATH SQUIRREL: chirp!

DWBWRN Squirrel: The Death is Horribly Overdue Right Now Squirrel is completely getting on my nerves lately. He is so annoying. All he does is complain about his stupid hemorroids and he follows me around all day.

MC DEATH SQUIRREL: chirp ( Read more... )

::Sigh:: I wish I had a girl squirrel to spend my time with. If there's one thing I've learned in my few hours in the Chaos Lands it's that I don't need anybody back in Evergreen. That's right all you bastards. I realized that I'm probably never going to see you guys ever again in my life, so why should I care? As soon as I'm off Evergreen for ( Read more... )

A week away from Evergreen will do me good. I'm taking a vacation in the Chaos Lands, away from all this madness and this chaos in epic proportions (don't take the name of the land literally - the Chaos Lands is just full of a bunch of "n00bs" like myself). I'm finally getting away from all of my old "friends" and I'll be able to enjoy my life ( Read more... )

It has been a long week… Eternal entity or not, even I have my limits. Soon after the fire began, MC Death Squirrel’s anger subsided and he returned to the castle for some graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows. Realizing the full potential for destruction the fire had on the Death Squirrel’s kingdom, I reverted to my magic-user form and ( Read more... )

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