It may surprise you to learn that I have never (as in not ever, not even once) played "Marry, Shag, or Cliff." I'm sure it has other names, but that's what it was called in
whymzycal's post and so that's what I'll stick with.
Here's what she gave me to work with:
1. Conrad *flail* [note: the flail is Whym's]
2. Sergei
3. Renji
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And here's what I decided )