hmmmmm...UPDATE

[thejessicafiles]

Let's talk about why I'm up at 4:10am. It's simple really...I'm writing a fucking proposal for a fucking professor who ripped up my last fucking one in front of me in a fucking grand gesture of rejection. That's the basic ins and outs of that one

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[theamanditafile]

all i wanna do right now is beat up this douchebag professor (yeah physically, he won't be expecting it and i could probably knock him a good one...)

1) please sell something else
2) please put your vegan-ism on hiatus for at least one meal and eat a philly cheese steak sammich (do it for me! also plz try not to get sick, post-cheesesteak goodness...)
3) i almost ran away with an old man's baby bull dog last week. i was getting food para llevar, and he was sitting at the bar, and his precisous puppy was laying in the windowsill being a good pup. but we were making eyes at each other, and i know he would've followed me out the door if i called him. it was love.

also: ok i'm all in for the month long b-day celebration, but dudette how are we factoring in the minor details that nani and i will still not be bar-able...? you could just go to the store and buy us lots of kegs and we can roll around drunk (and round full of beer, like the kegs). !!!

*smack!*
omg remember that from french class? BESOS!!

[thejessicafiles]

1) I don't get it what am I selling.
2) mmmmm charred carcus....
3) you TOTES should have run away with the pup! Then we could ahve been its mommies and raised him!!

Also: we'll figure out the drinkage. If anything we'll buy it at the store, and just to spanky dinners where I get to order mojitos!!

[deejay101]

Some I know might know someone who knows someone who used to be a hitman... (*deep Italian mobster voice*) you want me to call in a favor?

And I wish I could be around for the b-day festivities! I'll be in NY! I want Crunk Jess time! And Crunk Mandy time! And Crunk Nani time! And Crunk Teenie time! Really, I just want crunk time with some cool kids, obviously.

[tnibopper2004]

ummm shmave you should come out. cause after the 17th its going to be doubly intense.

jess are you going to be in santa rosa for the festivities? ill be missing your actual birthday cause im not flying back until the 5th but after that im all yours! LOVE!

[thejessicafiles]

I'm pretty flexible at this point as to where and when I'm doing things, so we can work it out no problemo.

[toreilly]

Um...

You got Jimmy Carter to come to UCI? Stwat?

I'll be in this charming city for the month of July; perhaps back for a few days in August? Jessie Month reprise?

[theamanditafile]

hey mang, august is mandy month. at least... after the 24th...
let's just all agree that winter break is going to be OFF THE CHARTS amazing incredible yay-we're-all-finally-21. we can start bribing little mike to drive us around, cuz spike's a lame-o and still hasn't even signed up yet for "learning to be your sister's DD" i mean Driver's Ed... and we WILL be needing a DD if we're all going to be tipsy all month. which i think we can accomplish.

b to the esos

[thejessicafiles]

I think a jessie month reprise could be organized without much inconvenience.

[thejessicafiles]

PS: yes I got the J-man as I like to call him. he's my new surrogate grandfather. It's pretty sweet. we talk for like, hours every niht.