Comments | thejesus: It's about time

thejesus

It's about time

Sep 26, 2003 20:22

Well after about 2000 years of sitting on my ass in my golden throne in heaven I am here to help you all with your problems. I have chosen Live journal as my medium because Live journal is full of the worlds most troubled people. A bunch of friendless loser that have no real social skills I the one and only son of God, the prince of peace, the ( Read more... )

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thewileyone September 29 2003, 08:33:40 UTC

who killed Kennedy?

and why do bad things happen to good people?

Bradley's awnsers thejesus September 29 2003, 10:29:01 UTC

Yes 2 fairly common questions that I get as Far a Kennedy goes, I was just speaking with Saint Peter about this last Thursday and I'll tell you like I told him, JFK died 4 days before the shooting in Dallas, he died in the bathroom of Airforce 1. He was taking a shit on the toliet and instead of standing up and flushing he stayed sitting, and as everyone knows planes are pressurized, and he was disemboweled through his anus ( ... )

poprocks420 September 30 2003, 03:03:13 UTC

jesus...am i going to heaven?
i have always wonderd...
and while your at it....what does heaven consist of?

your answers thejesus September 30 2003, 09:34:21 UTC

Yes, of course your going to heaven. All Angels belong in heaven, ok, ok... enough puns ( ... )

ey! anonymous October 2 2003, 17:49:30 UTC

is this ree from tod that was tod's the jesus and is now leaving us?

if so... you rock! if not... well.. you're cool too, i guess.

nmb on tod. isistrata and/or bridget

Re: ey! thejesus October 3 2003, 10:22:17 UTC

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid hippie. I am Jesus the son of God. Not Todd who the fuck is Todd?

poprocks420 October 5 2003, 22:06:49 UTC

"Now Hell isn't all that bad, but the traffic is terrible and just try to find a parking place. But that is a small price to pay to see some of the greatest bands ever Imagine A show with Keith Moon Drumming, Jimi Hendrix playing guitar, Jim Morrison singing, and Lemmy from Motorhead playing Bass(now I know what your thinking Lemmy isn't dead, but if you rock as hard as he does you can do anything you want).Hell is a cool place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there( it doesn't get cold enough to wear my leather Jacket)."

i dunno jesus, thats my idea of heaven.....grandparents are nice and all...but they are annoying, and then ice cream...shit i will eat it all and get way fat...puppies get old and die
but the music man the music goes on forever and thats heaven

SO I WANNA LIVE IN HELL
so jesus will you freeze over hell and coem to live with down under? so you can wear your killer leather jacket of course