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Your Penis Name is: Elvis

Get your own Penis Name

dude I'm hot

Why don't you have a butt like J-lo, that's an easy one. You could have a but like J-lo if you just got off your flabby as and worked out once and a while. I mean come on, spanking you monkey in front of a computer screen is hardly a work out. If you want a butt like J-lo do some power squats or something. You think she got that fine ass handed ( Read more... )

OK so here is the deal (crazy street preacher voice) THE END IS NIGH ( Read more... )

Well after about 2000 years of sitting on my ass in my golden throne in heaven I am here to help you all with your problems. I have chosen Live journal as my medium because Live journal is full of the worlds most troubled people. A bunch of friendless loser that have no real social skills I the one and only son of God, the prince of peace, the ( Read more... )