so i'm going on tour this summer...

[thejonathan]

so of course i'm thinking 'i wonder what the age of consent is in the states i'll be passing through. i mean, i know i can have consentual sex with 17 year old girls here in texas and be completely within the law, but what about in lousiana, alabama and florida

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sick bastard

[anonymous]

Well you may be with in the law but that dont mean you wont get a shot in the head.And I have the gun to do it.

Big Daddy

[koinotcoy]

Well. I'm legal in Canada, if that helps...

*g*

I added you to my list today, beware!

[anonymous]

what a little bitch! you need little girls to make you feel good? It figures. Your penis must be tiny or you suck in bed so you figure the younger the girl, the better your chances of her thinking you are a fucking stud. and I can't believe you're going on tour, but I don't think playing Wal Mart parking lots at small town carnivals counts as a real "tour". you just fucking annoy me you little shit.

[thejonathan]

hahaha.

[anonymous]

You really are a sick bastard I bet you dont live long.
someone will kill you Im sure wont be no big lose will it.

F B I

[anonymous]

I think I will turn you in to the FBI they try to get people like you wonder what they would think of your page.

oh come on now...

[thejonathan]

i think the FBI would commend me. not only have i taken the time to put some research into the laws of this great land, i have stated publicly that i shall abide them. thereby indirectly encouraging all the young lads out there who look up to me to abide the law. the FBI looks for people who break the law. they do not look for people who understand the law and fully intend to abide it. that's just silly.

Re: oh come on now...

[thejonathan]

I still think it would be nice if you would just die.
and burn in hell were you belong.

[sonadora]

these comments have been hilarious