This post reminds me of a girl I went to school with who believed in mysticism for the sake of being cool. We were sitting outside of the school building, smoking cigarettes when we were "attacked" by a troupe of mystery bugs and I started stomping. As she was picking up her bag and brushing the fuckers off her clothes, she reprimanded me for killing the bugs because of "karma." I think at that moment, I was more than ready to pull my pants down in public and take a shit right on the top of her head.
Needless to say, it's the last time I ever spoke to her.
Some folks embrace the idea of s supernatural scorecard because they don't have a stomach for looking at their own individual misses versus hits themselves. They figure, why should one live up to one's own standards when one is sure others are doing just as bad?
I find a lot of my friends of the female gender believe in karma like it's some kind of required universal religion. Strangely, a lot of my friends of the male gender don't believe in karma except my Christian friend Neil. I have a lot of similar stories like that one, whereby I end up telling people to eat a bag of dicks because they feel the need to point out that karma will come back to me. Taking a shit on someone's head though...that's just pure genius.
Your last paragraph is a good way of putting it though.
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Needless to say, it's the last time I ever spoke to her.
Some folks embrace the idea of s supernatural scorecard because they don't have a stomach for looking at their own individual misses versus hits themselves. They figure, why should one live up to one's own standards when one is sure others are doing just as bad?
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Your last paragraph is a good way of putting it though.
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* I have nothing against short people.**
** Unless they believe in karma or other equally irrational dumbshit.
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