Reasons the hebrew language rocks ( Read more... )

Yesterday involved SAT class and college touring. The SAT Class proved to be once again that senior girls with cars in New Jersey often are lacking the mental capacity to do basic mathematics, i.e. 1+1. This makes me sad because in reality, I could have a car and be driving full time come senior year. This regression scares me. And further proves ( Read more... )

You know the whole world has gone to Gehenim in a hand basket when ( Read more... )

Basically, the only new knowledge I gained from my verbal SAT class was that every word I need to know I can learn from Kanye West. The best articles for me to read are from Source, the hip-hop magazine with the scantily clad women on the cover. I'm sure Rabbi Francis would love if I read that during Torah She Be'al Peh (Oral Jewish law ( Read more... )

Don't I love those trips down memory lane. 7:30. "Get up, Freddie. You are going driving this morning." My mother literally drags me out of bed with promises of tons of caffeine. Then, while on the road, my mother decides it's time to go back to Queens. The first place I ever lived, even if I have no recollection of it. When we get there, we sit in ( Read more... )

I love nuns. I have had this strange obsession with them ever since I was little kid. Everything about them is reason for my fascination. The awesome black robes. Tne marriage to G-d. The singing Whoopi. The flying Gidget. Ah, Catholic bliss ( Read more... )

Back from Vancouver, but not before stopping in Seattle and overhearing the following conversation while using the restroom ( Read more... )

I just got back from hearing Eichah, known in english as Lamentations. Which is a complete erroneous translation. It literally means, "oh how!" Used in terms of grief and sadness. Our two temples were destroyed by Neanderthals. This is not exactly the festival of lights ( Read more... )

I never thought I would make it through AP Bio until I got to chapter 46... and then ( Read more... )

I discovered last night that I can say whore in five languages. And I decided they'd be worth sharing ( Read more... )