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[thekatcameback]

This is not related to the subject of Ales Hemsky fighting a bear:

What sort of evil things would an evil assassin (espionage?) hockey team do?

Comments

[littlestclouds]

Assassinating people, of course.

And running a shady side business out of a laundromat.

[thekatcameback]

I'm happy at the opportunity jsut to include the word "laundromat" in my fic. :(:( yessssss.

[littlestclouds]

I'm just picturing assassin hockey players ironing clothes and what have you, now.

[thekatcameback]

That is about what this fic is goign to be, yes. It's a companion piece to Em and Cindy's opus, This is Your Time; This is Your Life.

[annapeace]

Slip tiny fighting bears into the other team's showers?

[backcheck]

Poison people with laxatives -- wait, that one's already been done. Fucking Rick Nash.

Whatever it is, it should involve jockstraps being put to nefarious uses.

[thekatcameback]

Now all I can imagine is Taylor Hall seeing someone tied up with them and yelling 'GROSS GROSS GROSS. ARE THOSE USED? SORRY MAN I JUST CAN'T DO IT."

[bkm5191]

running an illegal gambling den.

Stealing the Stanley cup and replacing it with a toby jug.

dressing in sharp suits and possibly being watched by the cops through a turncoat tailor. (this is also where we would find the star-crossed lovers).

Running a strip club. Stripping cars.

Apparently my hockey team is actually the mafia.

[fullycompletely]

I'd read mafia fic too, def.