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My work email is NOT working. It has been five days. Thus, I am spectacularly unimpressed. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY TIME. HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT IS THE BUSINESS. Most importantly, how will I review the SYLLABUS FOR THE COURSE I AM TA'ING.

WORST. DAY.

Ok, guys, I have LOTS of thursday night stories because I'm volunteering at the Hope Mission Women's shelter. We take in highly incapacitated (drugs/alcohol) homeless women, so obviously most of them are ridiculous. I've worked there for three weeks, and tonight I'm choosing not to tell a story about them ( Read more... )

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Baby Drew Doughty picture on sportsnet. HILARIOUS KID. Says his favourite team was LA and his favourite player was LA. Also, 3-8 and 47 pounds at age eight.

HNIC After Hours.

FUCK HOW AM I GOING TO WRITE THIS MAN HE IS SO AMAZING. HE IS ROCK.

Mostly I don't know how to write how he SPEAKS.

"Tammy Whitlock perceives a similar disuse of the process of bartering, which she refers to as “haggling.” The distinction in diction is significant, as bartering implies a more equal relationship between shopkeeper and client than haggling, which has shrewish connotations in its relationship to the female hag."

This is not related to the subject of Ales Hemsky fighting a bear:

What sort of evil things would an evil assassin (espionage?) hockey team do?

Guys, I am sooooo bored. Like, it's embarassing how bored I am right now. I'm at work and trying to write essays, but stupid ROSS blocked my ualberta email so I can't send stuff to myself, because everything in life hates me ( Read more... )

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