For some reason, this statement from MSN's article on the England trial cracked me up...

England’s mother attended the hearing and brought England’s seven-month-old baby, reportedly fathered by Graner, to the courthouse. At one point, England turned to the courtroom sketch artist preparing to portray Graner on the witness stand and said: "Don’t ( Read more... )

In a desperate attempt to cheer myself up, I took some quizzes:
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American Idol: Really, your votes don't matter.

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Did you ever hear the one about the girl who ran an entire fucking government lab (that usually has four people) by herself with a neck that still won't move?

I'll have to tell you about it later. I'm up to my armpits in test tubes.

All. By. Myself.

"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis."
- from a post-war debriefing of a German General

Hah! I like this quote.

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I guess it's a pretty historic day.
Could they have picked anyone more conservative? I've been told the Papa Formerly Known As Cardinal Ratzinger (Pope Benedict XVI) is pretty strict on doctrine. Will this turn more people away from the church? Maybe.

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Happy Patriots' Day to those who know what it is...especially you lucky bastards who get the day off for it.