thekayfalgoust

thekayfalgoust

I'm So Happy I Could Eat A Whole Watermelon... Whole?

thekayfalgoust Jan 05, 2005 20:51

( What's better than the invention of the TV and more important than the human eye? )

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Goodbye Santa, Hello High School Hell

thekayfalgoust Jan 02, 2005 11:29

( Who sees you when you're sleeping and knows when your awake? )

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The Eve of Nothingness Filled With, What Do You Know... Nothing

thekayfalgoust Dec 25, 2004 01:06

( And why didn't I get a new cell phone yet? )

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Happiness Is My Fish... Find Your Own

thekayfalgoust Dec 21, 2004 13:05

( Why do I think that I can get away with putting a period after an fragment? )

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Dreaming While I am Starring at a Screen, Awake

thekayfalgoust Dec 18, 2004 02:01

( Why am I feeling like a big green tomato? )

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Just Listen And You Will Believe

thekayfalgoust Dec 15, 2004 15:13

( What do you sing when your undying love for chocolate pudding is satisfied by three angry monks in French maid outfits? )

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Anything Goes When Flashing Jimmy Page With Saggy Breasts

thekayfalgoust Dec 12, 2004 00:16

( Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the hottest kindergartner of them all? )

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Music and Chairs and Orange County, CA

thekayfalgoust Dec 10, 2004 15:49

( What's better than a fat kid dressed as Papa Smurf? )

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Friendships Cannot Be Measured By Hair Products

thekayfalgoust Dec 09, 2004 18:16

( What happens when you use too many hair products? )

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Lies Are Just Like the Truth Except Different

thekayfalgoust Dec 08, 2004 18:37

( What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton and the Virgin Mary? )

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