i have a job at a youth hostel now.
i am a security guard.
i get a badge and keys.

i have authority. yes.

here is my mom with the fonz.

i figured out how to do this for ashlie. enjoy.

my mom is the one in the red wild things shirt.


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so im in mt.pleasant now for a visit ( Read more... )

ok, so i had a much better night last night ( Read more... )

i got fired.

no good reason at all.

i fucking hate coldstone. rat bastards.
cock suckers.
monkey corn holers.
shit stained beards.
bloody cow vaginas.
turds.

i think im going to burn my shirt tonight.

if i can figure out how to buy a ticket properly, i will be coming home for st.pattys day weekend.

fyi

dustin and i got into watching the bachelor

THAT FUCKING NUT PICKED THE FUCKING FRUMPY PSYCHO BITCH!!!

AND NOT THE HOT MILANA!!!

i was so pissed... she was gorgeous and loved him truly.
i hate him.

and i hate that i got so into that show i almost cried at the end.
but so did dustin, so i dont feel too bad.

so here i am at work. on a good hour long break or so ( Read more... )

sir dustin is moving in with me wednesday.
there will be a new place for people who practice dustinism.
and a man in my corner.

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