can someone please go to the costa mesa jail and bail out my mother?

thanks, in advance.

sometimes i can look into the mirror, past the lip gloss, and just see a pretty smile. these are my favorite kind of days.

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For entirely too long I have been underestimating the economic and connotative subtexts that exist within the idea of what it means to be educated. I think that the word "informed" holds a more accurate meaning than does "educated" and similarly encompasses a stronger idea of the audience to which I generally refer. Beyond that, there seems to be a ( Read more... )

nothing should be this easy.

the best part of last night started at 2:49 this morning.

thank you, sir.

i just ate lucky charms like they were the god damn life-saving sugar packets that the UN uses to renourish somalian children.

yeah.

something happened tonight that i couldn't handle with my usual tactics (jokes, lies, distraction, etc.)

so i tried just being honest, and open, and serious.

whoaaaaaaa.

yes, i was at game 5.

yes, it was amazing.

yes, the pistons own me.

i want to be legitimate.