today i went to a fundraising meeting to learn how to be a better fundraiser. at the end of the meeting they asked if anyone wanted to enroll in a two-day seminar to learn how to be an even better fundraiser. the course costs $8500.

wait.

if i had $8500, would i be at a fundraising meeting?

it's amazing how the media can make "outspoken" such a negative word.

I am

$18 mascara

a D cup bra

bleached hair

a fake laugh

sticky lip gloss

and

high heels

...but to those of you who see more, thank you.

sometimes when i lay next to him, knowing he has to wake up at an ungodly time, i feel selfish to move at all becuase i want him to sleep so soundly...

and my head tells me that this thinking is brought on by 20 years of internalizing patriarchical messages that describe his comfort as more important than mine

but my heart has another name for it

how am i going to make it until november when i am already so sick of hearing the phrase "trial lawyer"

john kerry... john edwards.

we'll see.

i put on my party dress and then slept right though the party.

hi friends... what there are left of you.

on the real...

people who bring you cake are the best. because a) they are thoughtful enough to remember that you have the biggest sweet tooth ever and b)they are generous enough to share their cake with you.

fuck yes! sarah is tops!

first he said, "give me 3 minutes"

and then he called right back and said, "give me 13 minutes becuase i don't want you to be anxious if i don't call in 3"

this is someone who understands me.