I'm in ur New Jerzeys, chilling with ur cozplayerz ( Read more... )

Dear Uterus,

Did I do something in the recent past to personally offend you or those you care about that you feel revenge is not only necessary, but must be unleashed at this magnitude?

No love,
Me.

P.S. FUCKING OW.

Alright. I just got home yesterday, now it's a matter of pretty much chillaxing until the Photoshoot on Saturday. Here are two of the.. Incidences that I can recall off the top of my head, I've got a couple more but they're all in my laptop. Which is.. All the way downstairs.

Thing I currently miss most about Amsterdam: Room Service.

( Pissing Off Prostitutes in EZ Steps )

DID I JUST GET FLIPPED OFF BY AN ANGRY PROSTITUTE INSIDE A WINDOW?

WHY YES. YES I DID.

I have no idea why but I feel as though I have just leveled up in life.

Story to come later.

You guys would not, would not, believe the kind of day I have just had.

Ugh.

I remember when I was a kid back in London, riding my bicycle around the neighborhood when this old lady looks at me wide eyed and asks what I was doing out so late at night. I just look at her and tell her well, of course I'm going to be out riding my bike, it's still sunny out. She points out to me that it's 11 at night ( Read more... )

Oh my God, Oh my God! I can't believe it. I just did it again. I just flashed another innocent Hotel worker!

What is wrong with me?

( Flashing the Bellboy aka Moon over Amsterdam )

I am not in this country one hour before flashing an unsuspecting bus boy my big Brasilian ass.

So I leave at 2:00pm for Amsterdam ( Read more... )