MEMO
To: all dedicated content strikers
From: le solitaire a la mode squirrel
Re: The Great and Terrible LJ-content Strike of 2008!!

Get over yourselves. Adverts never killed anyone. Why, back in my day, if we wanted to write porn, we did it in PAPER NOTEBOOKS. And if we were REALLY SERIOUS, we wrote in (OMGOMG!!) PEN. We could even spellWhat ( Read more... )

Ask me a question ( Read more... )

Why Squirrelly is Getting Married
a brief essay, by me, inspired by my most recent viewing of Moulin Rouge ( Read more... )

From this point on, this is friends only. (Notice the lack of apostrophe?)

Yes, this point right here:

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The Mini Faces of Ewan

So my grades came in today ( Read more... )

Fluff my gothic bushy tail, Martha Stewart!!!! Bwhahahahaha!!!!

In other words...I rule.

~the TRUE queen of Yule

It's amazing what a movie about frogs masterminding the plot to destroy the human race can do for a squirrel. I kid you not. These frogs commanded armies of killer geckos, killer tarantulas, killer snakes, and killer snapping turtles and it was up to Sam Elliot and his Manly Chest Hair to save the day. Granted, he had his faithful ho, ( Read more... )

I just downshifted from "cheerful" to "melancholy". It even made the downshifting noise. You know...the nweerrrrrr. Bleh ( Read more... )

So today was very exciting in that not-very-exciting type of way. I *finally* put up Nate's Middle Earth poster in the adjacent-to-the-kitchen room. I also dug out some of the other posters he brought with him when he moved in and sandwiched them between the matresses on the twin bed so they too can be hung up (because what house is complete ( Read more... )