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Monday morning meme
My cousin, of all people, sent me a meme. I'ma post it here and see who bites.
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Jim Benton is coming to Simon and Schuster! My duty is clear. I must wear my Happy Bunny underpants and moon him. -
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Dear woman at work who hates me,
I'm starting to think you hate me less these days.
Tentative love,
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To atone for yesterday's PMS-fueled rant, I'll post something positive:
I love my job. The work is fulfilling, the people are fantastic, and something completely awesome happens at least once a week. (Like meeting Jimmy Gownley last week!) No matter how busy I get or how irritating the process of reprint corrections becomes, I'm really, truly ( Read more... ) -
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Every February 2 I wonder if I'm the only person left on the face of the earth who isn't stupid.
Perhaps looking to a rodent for any sort of meteorological guidance was cute when we had yet to discover, y'know, science, but I certainly don't understand any of the spectacle that's sprung up around it. I remember watching something on PBS about ( Read more... ) -
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I love my nephew
So y'all know how I feel about kids, right? Besides how well they go with butter and garlic ( Read more... ) -
Scene
It's about four in the morning. I wake up, notice the time, and turn over to go back to sleep. I lift my head off the pillow as I do.
In a surprisingly calculated motion, Will reaches over, picks up my pillow, and brings it over to his side.
It is way too early for this. "Will," I ask, "what the hell are you doing with my pillow ( Read more... ) -
Seriously?
Dear sir ( Read more... )