Master fic list
This is everything I've written in this fandom. Standard disclaimers apply (ie none of this happened [well, okay the civil war happened and what not, but you know what I mean] and I know none of these people and blah blah blah). I appreciate comments, feedback, and constructive criticism. If you are not comfortable leaving a comment here or have any questions/comments/concerns, I always take them via email at thelastfig@yahoo.com
Title Born to be in a state of longing (born to be wanting)
Pairings David Silva/Sergio Aguero, David Silva/David Villa, David Silva/Leo Messi, David Silva/James Milner, mentioned David Villa/Leo Messi and Sergio Aguero/Leo Messi
Rating NC-17
Word Count 9626
Summary A thought occurs to him that perhaps being someone's second or third choice is more alienating than having no one at all.
Title setting up your razor wire shrine
Pairing Gonzalo Higuain/Lionel Messi
Word Count 938
Rating R
Summary Post Clasico
Title Won't do me no good washing in the river
Pairings David Silva/David Villa, Samir Nasri/Gael Clichy, Helena Seger/Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Gerard Pique/Cesc Fabregas, Past David Silva/Adam Johnson, Alluded Karim Benzema/Yoann Gourcuff
Rating NC17
Word Count 23471 total
Summary Lol I cannot summarize this. Instead, let me just throw out some random stuff- It's 1860, the year before the American Civil War starts, and David Villa is a pastor who suddenly finds himself on the run for murder and hiding out in New Orleans working for an abolitionist. Nasri is a two-faced cotton merchant, Mario Balotelli is a voodoo man, Zlatan is the kept husband of a wealthy brothel owner, and Silva is the mysterious object of Villa's tortured and confused affection. Features beignets, angst, a bit of smut, and all the antebellum secession era history you could ever want.
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Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Title the thundering waves are calling me home (Selkie!Verse)
Pairings David Villa/David Silva, past/alluded to Raul Albiol/Carlos Marchena
Rating R
Word Count 17172
Summary: An island where magic and myth lives free from human interference. Half fairy tale, half Greek myth- the story of an alienated boy who documents the creatures of the island and the selkie he falls in love with.
An Island Bestiary
Part One
Part Two
Title so the world goes round and round with all you ever knew (Selkie!Verse)
Pairings Main: Xavi/Andres Iniesta, Other/side:David Villa/David Silva, Raul Albiol/Carlos Marchena
Rating pg-13
Word Count 6767
Disclaimer Not true
Summary: Xavi is a bit dense. It doesn't occur to him that something other than rocks can hold his attention. Side story to the thundering waves are calling me home where everyone's favorite little gnome is his grumpy and oblivious self.
Title I belong with you, you belong with me (you're my sweetheart) (Selkie!Verse)
Pairing Santi Cazorla/Ursula Santirso, hinted Fernando Torres/Sergio Ramos
Rating pg-13
Word Count 12682
Disclaimer Not true
Summary The fifth son of the Sun King could never be expected to be noticed by anyone, especially not by the Storm Princess. An invisible pixie prince, a hungry troll, a kidnapped princess, and love at first sight make up the third tale about the Island and its unusual inhabitants.
Title I tell my sorrows to the stones
Pairing Nemanja Vidic/Aleksandar Kolarov
Rating R
Word Count 3736
Summary Aleks wonders if there was a time when children were children and if Serbia will ever know a time where boys don't become men before they are ready to.