Whoa, Livejournal.

It's been a long time.

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I've got nothing.

Moroccan Jamal Zougam was sentenced to a total of more than 40,000 years in prison, although under Spanish law he can only serve a maximum of 40 years.

Man, imagine having 39,960 years taken off your sentence. That'd feel great.

And I might just make a proper journal post someday.

Hey all. Back from the Brow Tour. It was pretty amazing. Can't be arsed reading the last two weeks of your posts, so if anything interesting has happened, like you discovered a duck what has magnetic feet, please tell me. Special Edition Extra Long Monsters Eye Video Brow Tour Special Edition coming when I have the time. Tired, sleep now.

So, I'm in Melbourne with Jane, Ronnie and Chloe. It's been good. I've spent too much money already, but really only on things like sandwhiches and so forth. Oh, and wine. Actually, we went to this crazy Moroccan Soup Bar last night, with a few other people. They don't believe in printed menus there, and they just remember everything, or tell you ( Read more... )

I'm off to Melbourne and Newcastle with Ronnie to cut sick for a couple of weeks! Oh, the adventures we'll have. It'll be filmed, and thusly a video blog will be formed. Eventually. After uni is over. Those things take ages. See you chumps in a couple of weeks!

Once again, Sunday has saved me. Not that Friday and Saturday night weren't fantastic, oh no. Friday was watching Blue Velvet with good friends, pizza and wine. And Saturday was being the only straight man in an inner-city rooftop spa, followed by booze, and then more booze at a club, where I drank all their wine. They only had about half a bottle ( Read more... )

For those of you who haven't seen it, here is a film I made that got shortlisted in Tropfest a couple of years ago. I wrote and directed it, it stars The Manboy and Two-Balls Al, it's called Rudiger Meets Mr Salmon, and it will probably be looked back on as the pinnacle of my artistic career. Presenting:

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Yeah, so I've been doing stuff. Uh, drinking coffee. Reading... newspapers. I enjoy the daily news. I've been writing, rhyming. Prosing. Prose before hoes, is the rule in our house. Other stuff, I'm sure. Drinking. I've been drinking. Spinning around in circles on my big black awesome mad chair. Rolling around the house on it occasionally. ( Read more... )

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