Dear Yuletide Author-

Well, I managed to request two of the three fandoms I'd said I would last Yuletide, so at least I remember things. Here goes. A few things they'll have in common: snappy dialogue! Smarter than they think characters! More snappy dialogue!

request 1: The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) - Chas is my favorite Tenenbaum, followed shortly ( Read more... )

she's got it all posted and everything

including:

• sid gets a spanking!
• mario lemieux, matchmaker
• lots of sid's ass
• ethel
• repetition

ENJOY!

oh my fucking god.

this:


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i love clichés! doesn't everyone?

break the rules already
sidney crosby/evgeni malkin
pittsburgh penguins

( stupid boys who sometimes have sex )

• wings are out. pens are out. hawks are out. sharks are out. if the caps don't win the boston series, the amount of hockey we watch may go from ALL OF THE GAMES to none of the games. i can't even be mad about the red wings, or rather, i should be REALLY mad about the red wings because every time i tuned into a playoff game, there was no urgency, ( Read more... )

let's see.

• raffi torres sucks. this isn't new news, but unsurprising to see he still sucks a lot. go big hoss.

• where was detroit's magical comeback? is it *just* because they weren't in danger of being swept? I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND, GUYS, COME ON.

• fuck vancouver

• sometimesalways has been heavy handed with the sidney and sid/geno spam ( Read more... )

so, let's talk about hockey because i'm the first one on your flist to do so today, i'm sure

• wings/preds: when i say i watch the wings games, what i really mean is i turn them on and then go hide out on the back stairs because i'm too much of a nervous wreck to actually watch. i came back in from my cowering yesterday morning just in time to see ( Read more... )

fuck you, brendan shanahan.

this is bullshit and you know it.

so i missed the incident live while traveling, other than a twitter DM from sometimesalways about zetty getting boarded in the last second, so once i got to my apartment last night (yep, after midnight, sweet), i loaded up the youtube ( Read more... )

i bet my kitty misses me. maybe lovelypoet, but definitely the stanley cat ( Read more... )

halfway through day two of oracle demantra training. i see the proposed awesome in this program ( Read more... )