God's cruelest  joke to date is taking away a person's eyesight and proceeding to make said person forget the location of her corrective lenses. It is so hard to find glasses when you can't see.

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EMILY HILLENBRAND IS HOME!!!! and i am not. but that is something that will be remedied in a week ( Read more... )

I am beginning to doubt that growing up is all it is cracked up to be ( Read more... )

Lauren --
[noun]:

A person who is a master of making ravioli

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Yeah. I didn't like the first answer i got... so i changed it. I think that is generally a good policy in life... if you don't like something, to do something about it. that principle has its limits but as far as online naming ( Read more... )

This is me being a rollercoaster of emotion.

Everything around me is so damn inconstant. It has led me to appreciate the importance of family. They are the fucking rock in the middle of the Charybdis. So that is pleasant.

I have been house/dog-sitting for the past week and I can't say that I am at all for it. The dog hates me because I have to put ( Read more... )

I had something funny about each picture. But... I... suck.
1. Flashing in the Haunted Mansion
2. April Spooks my ass
3. The Praise of the Folly of Riding the Rapids Ride while not either a) naked or b) doning serious swim gear
4. The Asshole Bear that got away. Not coo'. Not coo' Baloo.
5. I am so strong that even before the ride started Jess was ( Read more... )

i am so damn lucky in so many ways, and i hate that i am constantly preoccupied with the things that suck when it could be so much worse ( Read more... )

My sister just called and told me that they are going to put my dog to sleep. That sucks. She asked if I would like them to wait until I get home on Friday. I said no. Who wants to deal with that shit? I would rather not ( Read more... )

I am feeling the ambitious need to conquer a long entry. My apologies. There may very well be no logical organization to what follows, and i take no responsibility for that ( Read more... )