[Accursed Eden] [April Fools' Event '09]

[thelostseraph]

I . . .

I can no longer deny it. My greatest desire. My greatest longing. My greatest temptation to sin. But no . . . How can something that feels so right be sinful?

Etna, my love. Come!  Let us procreate like horny rabbits, angel and demon in union!  Together, we shall usher in a new race of gods!

You can join in if you'd like, Red Mage.

Comments

[sho_stopper]

AH~ True love between heaven and hell! How romantic!!!

[thelostseraph]

I-isn't it, though? My heart flutters doki doki with anticipation at the thought of my lovely Etna . . .

Do you wish to observe our union? Only $50. $25 if you wish to join in.

[sho_stopper]

Really? This could be an important experience if I have any love scenes in the future!

[thelostseraph]

Excellent! I would prefer cash.

[unnatural_20s]

Ledah! I'm appalled at this breach in characterization! You're being wildly OOC!

[thelostseraph]

R-Red Mage . . . I know not what you mean.

But I must confess. You, too, have been occupying my thoughts to such an extent that I cannot help but quiver with lust when I gaze upon your figure. Please . . . Please do not leave me unsatisfied.

[unnatural_20s]

No, this is just some stupid event. I'm not going to go to the trouble of roleplaying out a whole sex scene if it's not going to show up on our character sheets later.

[thelostseraph]

Hm, hmm. Yes, that would explain my sudden Perverse Sexual Lust. Although it does not explain why you are not affected.

I SHALL HAVE YOU ANYWAY RAPE = LOVE

[hailbeautyqueen]

About time. Good thing this event's going on, otherwise I'd have had to wait months of character development before getting to do this.

Okay, Ledah, bend over.

[thelostseraph]

Of course, Etna, my love.

. . .

Wait! . . . We must fulfill our duty to humanity first. Procreation now. We can ~ play ~ later.

[hailbeautyqueen]

But neither of us are humans. We don't really have any sort of duty to humanity.

[thelostseraph]

It is our duty to the world to produce the ultimate offspring with our perfect genes.

[bamf_with_wings]

Ha! I deserve only the most beautiful girl in town!

…Which isn't you, even if I can't tell whether you're actually a woman or not.

[thelostseraph]

But King Tibarn! You must practice if you wish to properly please the most beautiful girl. You haven't gotten any since you came here, after all.

[bamf_with_wings]

*spits*

How dare you suggest such a thing! There's no way I would need to practice on someone as sub-rate as you!

[thelostseraph]

What nerve! You don't know who you're dealing with -- This calls for a duel!

[brandedice]

. . . Despicable.

[thelostseraph]

. . . You.

I suppose I shall be willing to let bygones be bygones if you assist.

[brandedice]

I -- assist? Never. I suggest you keep your mouth in check.

[thelostseraph]

Hmph. Losing your future is no excuse for such a horrible personality. You don't see me losing my temper all the time over my emotions.