I've got a new LJ feed to foist upon you all ( Read more... )

me: physician, heal thyself!!
Glitterus: ok,wait
Glitterus: does this mean I have to go to med school?
me: it means you already did
Glitterus: I should have gotten sick ages ago
me: you did
Glitterus: This whole thing is like deja vous with amnesia

So Lucy gets a teaspoon of glucocamine every night for her joints. But tonight I couldn't find the little serving spoon I usually give it to her in. I usually keep it in the same place every day, but it wasn't there...poor little lucy joints. I looked everywhere, in the drawers, on the counter, under the bed. I couldn't find it anywhere. I must've ( Read more... )

Michael: my internet went down last night, too!

Me: wow! must've been some night

Me: must've been the power of valentines love over the machines

Michael: too many lonely souls downloading porn

Tonight Mandy and I had a 2 hour IM argument about mind/body. It delved into an analysis of the nature of laughter, whether souls can exist independent of a body, and if that topic is even worth discussing. Turns out it is, because we had fun ( Read more... )

So I expected something like a cast with built-in stabilizing rods. What I got was a sexy hott-pink, top of the line, fancy-pants, loose-fitting, government-issue, doggy special Ops machine-core full-body explosion ( Read more... )

New Litmus test for what really matters ( Read more... )

i made katie pregnant

So the other day Lucy and I were heading home from the hills and she suddenly started limping ( Read more... )

Apologies to those of you who've already seen this 900 times. Them's the perils of having accounts all over the Internets ( Read more... )