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[themadflapper]

Items that do not belong at a five year old's birthday party:

Fine China
Lox
Disinterested Parents
Mini Sheets of rolled up cheese
The Limbo (that one doesn't belong anywhere)
Champagne (although that did help me deal with the above items)

Comments

[ruth_the_sleuth]

I find it highly distasteful that you would slander lox in such a manner.

[themadflapper]

Oh no, I'm a fan. In fact, a good portion of the remainder is sitting in my fridge. I just think it doesn't belong at a birthday party for five year olds, even if they're Uptown society folks.