OK, some advice is needed ( Read more... )

I just won five bucks from one of my residents.

This is a good job.

So, apparently, my shower sets off the fire alarm.

This could be trouble...

On the other hand, yesterday was the first weekday since June 23 that I wasn't working for pretty much 12 hours straight. How delightful!

Question: Does anybody have any idea where I can find a karaoke version of "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada?

(Note: It's for a Summerbridge project, not my own personal amusement)

I just fell into the Charles River.

In related news, I'm told that I might be about to grow a tail.

Look What My Freshmen Made!

They're just a bunch of go-getters!

Johnny Depp is starring in a Tim Burton directed film version of Sweeney Todd.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Hello World ( Read more... )

So it's occured to me that, in my future life as a teacher, I'm not going to be fulfilling one of my life goals of being disgustingly wealthy. The way I see it, I'm looking forward to a life of matinee movies and generic brand soda. Now, I've always been a problem solver, and so I've ( Read more... )

So I write to the professor of the most inane class I've ever taken in my life an email in which I explain to him why I wasn't in class the other day. He already doesn't like me, but fortunately, I reciprocate his disdain, so I don't feel bad about lying about oversleeping. His response, you ask ( Read more... )