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themadflapper

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Apr 14, 2006 20:59

So I write to the professor of the most inane class I've ever taken in my life an email in which I explain to him why I wasn't in class the other day. He already doesn't like me, but fortunately, I reciprocate his disdain, so I don't feel bad about lying about oversleeping. His response, you ask ( Read more... )

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greaterodds April 15 2006, 01:12:07 UTC

trevor,

I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's not actually bullshit each other, just keep up appearances of what's proper.

Fuck you,
WM

But that's just my take on it.
And since when did EVERYONE sign off "all the best"

(Hi trevor. Haven't talked to you in months.)

themadflapper April 15 2006, 01:23:13 UTC

Oh god, I started reading your comment and I thought that was you talking!

Yeah, I enjoyed the fact that I didn't get a "Dear", but apparently I'm receiving all his best.

Kelley, you used to be in like every one of my classes! Did you lose interest in stalking me or what?

greaterodds April 15 2006, 01:29:02 UTC

nah, I'm just laying low so you won't be expecting it next semester.

topaz April 15 2006, 02:42:41 UTC

yeah, i'd say it's pretty much, "we obviously don't like each other, but let's not make it overt"

allllll my professors sign with "best." it's weird.

jess_aura April 15 2006, 05:14:57 UTC

Wow, that is the most mystifying e-mail I have seen in a long time. Maybe he's just trying to confuse and confound you. ;)

clarisse_montag April 15 2006, 07:47:20 UTC

erm.
he means to curtsey to you in class?

clarisse_montag April 15 2006, 07:54:01 UTC

or he could be a psycho serial killer, and his way of "weeding out" students is by selecting one particularly witty and wise-assity pupil and killing them. thus "let's finish with grace" is akin to The Joker's phrase " Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" or samuel L's character in pulp fiction reciting Ezekiel 25:17.

that's just his line.
and he's calling your ass out.

'muthafucka.

hehehehe

themadflapper April 15 2006, 13:57:32 UTC

Well that's what I think NOW!!

1drmnky April 15 2006, 13:01:32 UTC

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
omg.
trevor, you win.
that is the greatest email i've ever seen. how did you get this guy to hate you so much, and what, exactly, did you send to him?
is this the first time you've skipped class?

seriously, that's fucking fantastic.

All my best,
JS