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themadmachine

Bio: Jake

Jan 01, 2005 20:41

Happy New Year !!!

Next in line for band bios is none other than our birthday boy Jake, happy birthday!

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hakk_a_lugi January 1 2005, 22:06:30 UTC

Awww.. I miss Unorthodox!! Those were the days...

themadmachine January 2 2005, 14:07:13 UTC

Once we get things rolling when we play our shows, things should REALLY start looking up. We'll be keeping you posted, but there's definately some interesting times ahead of us, and we're gonna want you to be there for some of 'em, you can count on that!

cheezecrazy January 2 2005, 02:49:03 UTC

yay for jake!

themadmachine January 2 2005, 14:54:14 UTC

Yes, his party was quite the success. It's a shame that by the time you got there we were already pretty plastered and couldn't play or sing too well. We'll have to improve our timing for the next party!

dazzling_dez January 2 2005, 10:42:15 UTC

That is such a kick ass pic.

themadmachine January 2 2005, 14:51:01 UTC

Yeah, Heathur can be quite the photographer.

Hey you are from jakes party val_erina January 2 2005, 18:08:37 UTC

Hey so did you get as plastered as everyone else did?? I got drunk, sober, drunk again, and then i had my loverly hangover!! What fun!! Well im going to add you to my list.
laters..Valerie

Re: That's-a-me! themadmachine January 2 2005, 18:47:27 UTC

Yep yep. I think you took off before I peaked. By the end of the night I was breaking things, trying to strip, and ended up blacking out in the bathroom, while leaning out the second story window.

All things considered, I was actually quite tame. I DID drink myself cross-eyed, (ask jake) but was quite behaved, held my liquor, and carried myself pretty well. Not too shabby. (i try to not go too overboard at parties as i find it quite tacky to be a pain in the ass to the hosts) It was a hell of a lot of fun. 'Til next time!

sherastormz January 2 2005, 14:35:00 UTC

I think you should include in his bio that he has a girlfriend with a shotgun, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison.

themadmachine January 2 2005, 15:03:58 UTC

But if we horribly traumatize and scare ALL of the chicks away we'll be destroying most of our fan base!

Hmmmmmm....Jon needs a date, maybe if we find a way to redirect the ho's over his way.......like make a fence or something....

hakk_a_lugi January 2 2005, 22:25:32 UTC

See.. now i'm scared of Heathur. Just kidding!! I love you Heathur!

themadmachine January 3 2005, 14:09:38 UTC

See this is what I mean! *redirects Sabrina via fence* It's okaaaay Sabrina, we wuv yooou....

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hellahella_mija January 2 2005, 16:16:25 UTC

awesome bio on the scarecrow man!

themadmachine January 2 2005, 18:07:36 UTC

Thank you! Look under "User Info" and "Memories" for bios on the rest of us. Kenny is next.