my biological father, 21 years gone and counting, just found me on myspace.

WTF?

what a strange, strange night.

In 19th century Nepal, the marijuana harvest was performed by men who ran naked through fields of the flowering plants and then had the sticky resin scraped off their bodies and formed into bricks of hashish.

doesn't THAT just sound lovely?

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"Either the wallpaper goes, or I go."
-Oscar Wilde's last words

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(in list form since life must be organized into lists or i forget everything ( Read more... )

mercury was in retrograde for the last three weeks, which explains why they have been the most difficult, angsty and frustrating weeks of just about everyone's life. and today it's back where it's supposed to be and already i've made it to class on time and i like the violin again and psu library just kicked off their lovely book sale where ( Read more... )

i rapped at some drunk hos last night ( Read more... )

i just dropped my african studies class. even though i only get a 20% refund. why would i do a silly thing like that, you ask? was it too much work? too hard to handle? no? well then, your professor must've condoned female circumcision as a reasonable way to curb the AIDS crisis in Africa ( Read more... )

i just found out that max lentz died. (i guess this is a post for missoula folk)
what an incredibly terrible thing.

wow.

fuck ( Read more... )

One of the things i love about you is if i ever miss you i can find a hairtie nearby and it reminds me of you.

my boyfriend said this to me today. i liked it so much i had to record it and this seemed to be a reasonable way of doing it.