David: I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I got my mom a card that said I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but I like you more.

Me: **referencin the Matterhorn at Disneyland** Were you scared when we rode that?
D: The monster was a little scary.
M: Did you shut your eyes?
D: No! I waved at him.

My cousin came to see me at work the other day. He's 7 now (almost 8) and he says the cutest things. I hung out with him for almost 2 hours while my aunt and her husband went shopping. Here are some things we talked about ( Read more... )

How to make a themango
Ingredients:

1 part jealousy

5 parts humour

5 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

How to make a ashley
Ingredients:

1 part anger

1 part humour

1 part energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ( Read more... )

All of the movies directed M. Night Shyamalan have been predictable for me. To say that The Village was predictable would be like saying the Teletubbies are mildly annoying or that the Holocaust was a minor inconvience for Jewish people. This movie was so flippin predictable that five minutes into the movie I was like "no way, that can't be it, it' ( Read more... )

One of my friends told me something along these lines and I almost cried:
When I first met you you were talking to Neil and Chris and everything you said was funny and I hoped that you would talk to me so we could be friends too.

I was seriously so close to tears. Then I got yelled at by some bitch because I was at work.

I hate when people use the excuse, "I don't have enough time to..." My ass. The only time this excuse is acceptable is if the person has children. None of the people who say this to me have kids, so they can eat it. None of my friends are taking summer school and yet some of them still find it acceptable to use the excuse "I don't have time" on a ( Read more... )

Funny Stuff

I had another video shoot on Tuesday. It was fun. We had to learn a crazy dance to that song that goes "Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely..." You know it. Fun. Anyways we rolled around on the ground and had to fall to our knees and jump and leap and ohmygod. We had to rehearse it like 93023842390 times and then they filmed ( Read more... )

The video shoot was so fun last night. There was all this professional equipment and lots of shiney things. I got to dress up as a forrest ranger. Practically everyone in my department was their attention-starved class clown, so mix that with lots of fuzzy character costumes, ugly uniforms, lack of sleep, and crazy managers/leads of course hilarity ( Read more... )

Nothing.