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A Ship Divided
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Half the ship is fighting and the other half keeps getting beat up because they are to lazy to fight back. I need to get them off the ship. They keep messing everything up. they get in the way. They dont understand the meaning of the word... relax. It got so bad that that First Mate cancelled the morning sieste' to retie ( Read more... ) -
unlucky to have women on your boat
One word of advice to all those greenhorn captains out there, "DON'T HAVE A WOMAN FIRST MATE!". Well, at lest dont have a women first mate that doesn't want to be called a salt wench by half the crew when she tells them what to do. Here's what happened. Finch came aboard and was quickly moved up the ranks to first mate. It was fair she s a hard ( Read more... ) -
Lit up like a drunken whore.
Its storming out and thundering and lighten'...ing. When i was a lowely bilage rat, i was forced to work the crows nest durning a lighten' storm and was struck... four times. It left me with a limp and lose of smell ing my left nostral. I fell 20 feet in landed in a barrel of salted pork. Now I spend every storm hinding... I mean reading my news ( Read more... ) -
new name
So I have a new pirate name. I was going to poll this site but then I realized, I dont really care what you people think. So I took an online quiz. Spiffy Sefen was an alright name, but it just didnt give the impression I wanted it to. Spiffy sounds like I might have that "New Pirate Smell!!". I want a name that, when spoken, would leave no ( Read more... ) -
hooked hands and fuzzy slippers
Being captain is not as hard it sounds. You have alot of free time on your hands or hand depending on if you have a hook hand or not (stupid Turkish prisons). you know, thouse things arnt as fuctional as they sound. you always have to cork it befor bed and forget reading the newspaper or books. why do you thing you always see us bent over a table ( Read more... ) -
beware the PUF
So, we are pillaging this ship when i come across one of my fallen 'rets. He was in dress code, rip baggy pants and bandanna, but had failed to keep the cannon, MY cannon, intact while being blown to bits. After closer examination, i realized that the cannon had malfunctioned and had blown them both up. I had just had this one inspected, damn it. ( Read more... ) -
Not the RUM!!
After fending off the morning ninja attack. I stroll around the deck looking for that lazy good for nothing Gortex. why his cruel, yet well endowed, mother would name him after the durable fabric, we can only guess... and make fun of behind his back *snicker*
After ten minutes of heavy booted stepping they usually cause a mass scrabble of men to ( Read more... )
